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lazy haiku

In Haikus on January 14, 2016 at 2:08 pm

don’t get me wrong –
i like it too. it’s just… well…
FUNNY JOKE PUNCHLINE!!!!

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emotions haiku

In Haikus on December 14, 2015 at 8:47 am

oh no! oh no! noooo!
no no no no no! oh. well,
okay then. that’s fine.

no twist haiku

In Haikus on December 2, 2015 at 4:35 pm

take my car and drive.
don’t tell me where you’re going.
hope you like free cars!

one haiku

In Haikus on November 16, 2015 at 1:30 pm

if one uses ‘one’
instead of ‘i’ to seem smart,
one is right. one’s smart!

blender haiku

In Haikus on November 13, 2015 at 12:00 pm

i have a blender.
it blends. that is all it does.
now get outta here!

practical advice haiku

In Haikus on October 23, 2015 at 12:51 pm

it’s friday, so you
don’t care about anything!
go commit a crime!

emoticon haiku

In Haikus on October 22, 2015 at 1:23 pm

i just saw a blimp!
sorry, that’s not true. just want
you to think i’m cool 😦

unspoken haiku

In Haikus on October 20, 2015 at 12:52 pm

there is one thing that’s
worse than all other things. we
all know what it is!

shout out haiku

In Haikus on October 4, 2015 at 10:00 pm

i’d like to thank e.
e. cummings for having some
fun with poetry

little medals are important for countries haiku

In Haikus on October 1, 2015 at 4:33 pm

win the gold medal.
do it for your country, cuz
it is important.

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